Humour
Humour
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Last edited by Paidion on Fri Oct 15, 2021 5:37 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Paidion
Man judges a person by his past deeds, and administers penalties for his wrongdoing. God judges a person by his present character, and disciplines him that he may become righteous.
Avatar shows me at 75 years old. I am now 83.
Man judges a person by his past deeds, and administers penalties for his wrongdoing. God judges a person by his present character, and disciplines him that he may become righteous.
Avatar shows me at 75 years old. I am now 83.
Re: Humour
On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative.
The more The Success,
The more The Relatives.
Success Is Relative.
The more The Success,
The more The Relatives.
Last edited by Paidion on Fri Oct 15, 2021 5:36 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Paidion
Man judges a person by his past deeds, and administers penalties for his wrongdoing. God judges a person by his present character, and disciplines him that he may become righteous.
Avatar shows me at 75 years old. I am now 83.
Man judges a person by his past deeds, and administers penalties for his wrongdoing. God judges a person by his present character, and disciplines him that he may become righteous.
Avatar shows me at 75 years old. I am now 83.
Re: Humour
When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...
I Gave Up Reading
I Gave Up Reading
Paidion
Man judges a person by his past deeds, and administers penalties for his wrongdoing. God judges a person by his present character, and disciplines him that he may become righteous.
Avatar shows me at 75 years old. I am now 83.
Man judges a person by his past deeds, and administers penalties for his wrongdoing. God judges a person by his present character, and disciplines him that he may become righteous.
Avatar shows me at 75 years old. I am now 83.
- backwoodsman
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Re: Humour
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What'll you have?"
The rabbit says, "I don't know, I'm only here because of autocorrect."
The bartender says, "What'll you have?"
The rabbit says, "I don't know, I'm only here because of autocorrect."
Re: Humour
Thanks, Backwoodsman. It took me a while to catch on!
Paidion
Man judges a person by his past deeds, and administers penalties for his wrongdoing. God judges a person by his present character, and disciplines him that he may become righteous.
Avatar shows me at 75 years old. I am now 83.
Man judges a person by his past deeds, and administers penalties for his wrongdoing. God judges a person by his present character, and disciplines him that he may become righteous.
Avatar shows me at 75 years old. I am now 83.
Humour
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
---Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
---Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
Paidion
Man judges a person by his past deeds, and administers penalties for his wrongdoing. God judges a person by his present character, and disciplines him that he may become righteous.
Avatar shows me at 75 years old. I am now 83.
Man judges a person by his past deeds, and administers penalties for his wrongdoing. God judges a person by his present character, and disciplines him that he may become righteous.
Avatar shows me at 75 years old. I am now 83.
- dwight92070
- Posts: 1550
- Joined: Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:09 am
Re: Humour
I used to work at an orange juice factory, but I had to quit because I couldn't concentrate.
- darinhouston
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Re: Humour
I wish we had a "like" buttondwight92070 wrote: ↑Fri Oct 15, 2021 11:14 pmI used to work at an orange juice factory, but I had to quit because I couldn't concentrate.
- dwight92070
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Re: Humour
Paidion,
I was never a school teacher, but I was a pretty good speller. My dictionary says that "humour" is the middle English spelling, from 1150 A.D. to 1450 A.D.
Today, we spell it "humor".
I was never a school teacher, but I was a pretty good speller. My dictionary says that "humour" is the middle English spelling, from 1150 A.D. to 1450 A.D.
Today, we spell it "humor".
Re: Humour
Who is "we"?
"Humour" is the English spelling. I live in Canada (which originally was a colony of Britain)
"Humor" is the United States spelling.
Look it up in Wikipedia, and you will find the following sentence:
"Humour (Commonwealth English) or humor (American English) is the tendency of experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement."
"Humour" is the English spelling. I live in Canada (which originally was a colony of Britain)
"Humor" is the United States spelling.
Look it up in Wikipedia, and you will find the following sentence:
"Humour (Commonwealth English) or humor (American English) is the tendency of experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement."
Paidion
Man judges a person by his past deeds, and administers penalties for his wrongdoing. God judges a person by his present character, and disciplines him that he may become righteous.
Avatar shows me at 75 years old. I am now 83.
Man judges a person by his past deeds, and administers penalties for his wrongdoing. God judges a person by his present character, and disciplines him that he may become righteous.
Avatar shows me at 75 years old. I am now 83.