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Re: Humour
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2021 3:56 pm
by dwight92070
You are right. When I looked up "humour" in the same dictionary, it says "chiefly British variation of humor". My original thoughts were from just looking up "humor". I also checked Wikipedia.
Re: Humour
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2021 7:53 pm
by Paidion
Sign In A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget,
Please do Pay In Advance.'
Laugh And The World Laughs With You,
Snore And You Sleep Alone.
The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe;
Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us!
Re: Humour
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2021 9:20 pm
by Paidion
This isn't meant to be humour.
I just thought you might oike to see a picture of Steve from1980.
- Steve Gregg 1980.jpg (23.87 KiB) Viewed 5509 times
Re: Humour
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2021 10:45 pm
by steve
Wore contact lenses then, but everything else looks pretty much the same. Right?
Re: Humour
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 6:41 pm
by Paidion
Hmmm... That is truly remarkable, Steve, if you look "pretty much the same" as you looked 40 years ago!
I know I look A LOT different (at my present age of 83) from the way I looked at age 43 — indeed quite a bit different from the way I looked just 13 years ago as in my avatar picture.
Some Definitions
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2021 5:36 pm
by Paidion
Abstainer— A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Bigot— One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.
Birthday — A day to celebrate that you haven’t died in the last year.
Conservative—A statesman who is enamored with existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.
Synonym — A word used in place of the one you can’t spell.
Re: Humour
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2021 11:41 pm
by Homer
All the contemporary music sung in church ( i.e. "7/11" songs, 7 words- repeat 11 times) should be numbered and put in song books. Then they should be memorized by the entire congregation. All we would then need is someone to call out the number, we would all remember it, and wouldn't need to sing it.
Re: Humour
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2021 11:32 am
by dwight92070
George Burns on his 100th birthday:
I still chase young women (pause to puff his cigar and with a puzzled look on his face),
I just can't remember why.
Re: Humour
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2021 11:40 am
by dwight92070
Two missionaries are on their way to take the gospel to a remote tribe, known for killing outsiders by decapitation.
One and them is very nervous and says: "I'm not sure this is where we should be headed."
Re: Humour
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2023 6:54 pm
by Seeker
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.