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If you wanna laugh...

Post by _brody_in_ga » Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:47 pm

My half Sis sent this beauty to me.

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE . God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.!!"

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Post by _MLH » Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:16 am

HAHA LOL...

Here's one:

Dear God,
We had a great time at Sunday school and church, wish you could of been
there.
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Post by _brody_in_ga » Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:43 am

Heres another,

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

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